David Tsonos


If you want serious comedy David Tsonos is not your man. His comedy stems from being the youngest of five boys, babysitting his nephews and his cat. He has appeared at the Vancouver Comedy Festival and can be heard on Satellite radio. Whether it’s a Bar gig, a Comedy Club or a Corporate function David makes them laugh until they can laugh no more. (Well maybe a little more.)

David has been touring Canada since 1999, from one end to the other several times, and now doing shows in the USA and the U.K. When not touring David has acted in commercials and TV shows. He also has found time to Write and Direct his own independent films.

Contrary to popular belief, he is neither Greek nor Jon Lovitz, but will gladly act like either if the price is right.


“I just wanted to thank you for the great entertainment on Saturday night. David was a big success; I had many fine comments from our members about David’s performance…”Where did you find this guy?” “Very Funny,” Greg THSC.”

“Comedian David Tsonos excelled at firing up the guests before letting everyone loose in the Casino Room.”

“We are a small organization Ruff Start New Beginnings (a re-homing agency for shelter or rescued dogs) Dave came out to our small town in Bowmanville, ON and I can’t say enough good about the laughs he brought to us! Funny, Talented and a GREAT experience for us all! We and the DOGS thank YOU David! You were a HIT!”

CLUBS I’ve been paid at.

Heckler’s – Victoria Canada
Comedy Mix – Vancouver Canada
Lafflines – New Westminster Canada
The Laugh Shop – (Calgary, Edmonton, Saskatoon, Regina) Canada
The Comedy Cave – Calgary Canada
The Comedy Factory – Edmonton Canada
Yuk Yuks – Various locations (Toronto, Vancouver, Halifax, etc…)
Absolute Comedy – (Toronto, Ottawa, Kingston) Canada
House of Comedy – Niagara Falls Canada
Club 54 – Burlington Canada
The Comedy Quarry – Windsor Canada
The Comedy Nest – Montreal Canada
The Comedy Works – Montreal Canada
Joker’s Comedy Club – Halifax Canada
Joker’s Comedy Club – Moncton Canada
Rob’s Comedy playhouse – Buffalo NY USA
Jr’s Comedy club – Erie PA USA
Hotwater Comedy Club – Liverpool UK
On twitter at @funnycanuk