Kevin Eldon


'Kevin Eldon. No Eldon. He's that bloke in what's it called... you know... the one with the men in it. And the other one with the women. And that really good one with the women and the men in it. Looks a bit... he's been around for ages. 20 years or something. Actually, about 30 now. He was in that thing on BBC. Or was it ITV? One of them. Actually, it might have been Channel 4. BBC was that other thing. And he's done bits in those films. With the famous actors. I think one of them breeds cats.  Anyway, he's doing a bit of stand up again. Gets up on stage and says stuff. Does a bit of hopping. And makes stupid noises. Yeah. 'Eldon'. With a d.'